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Sardar SMS
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle” Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” …. Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Sardar- why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

Sardar SMS
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon….
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Sardar watching star tv.. Bech main advertize aya “aap dekh rahe hai “star tv”.. Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu…
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Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !!
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Sardar SMS
Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. “Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night.
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Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh “PIZZA HUT” le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole “oye u don”t know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka :-
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I”ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ” The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258″
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Sardar Ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Sardar Ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Sardar Sahib Ne New Chaddi Li.
Sare Gaon Ko Dhoti Uper Ker K Dikhate Rahe aur Phir Ghar A ker Dekha
TO…
…….
…….
…….
…….
Chadi to Almari ma hi thi

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Sardar G Chat se nechay geray.Log akhaty ho gaye or Pocha sardar G ke hoya sardar g Bolay monu ke pata me te apay hun ayan.

Sardar SMS
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Sarda ka radio kharab hogaya
khol kar dekha to andar aik mara hova choha mila
ye dekh kar sarda guse se chilaya
lo sala singer hi mar giya te phir kya chale ga.
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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
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Sardar SMS
dolhan sardar say……aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!

Sardar SMS
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ….. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Submit Your SmS
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Submit Your SmS

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Just 4 u..
I ve built a
” Taj Mahal “

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i:i .:::!!!!!!:::.i:i
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Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

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Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.

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Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.
Count your life with smiles, not tears
& when your life has reached its autumn,
count your age by friends, not years.

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I have a new kodak camera ur snap please… don’t move steady smile ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

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hamare sms se log ya samjhte he k hamen adat he paisy urane ki
leken wo nadan kia samjhen ? k ye bhi ik ada he kanjoosoon ki sharam
delane ki

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Do u know PAKISTAN means…..No….Ok i m goona tell u
P=Perfect
A=Aimtious
K=Kool
I=Islamic
S=Super
T=Talented
A=Able
N=Nation………
4rm HASAN.

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im the best i can prove it i can c da tea in tea cup can u c the
world in world cup i can send my address 2 ur mobile can u send ur
mobile 2 my mobile

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Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita….

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PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL as Days r Passing i”m Becoming
More
CuTe, SMARTER & AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe…

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I have the “I”,
I have the “L”,
I have the “O”,
I have the “V”,
I have the “E”,…
$o pl$
can I have “U”…..?

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what is education? …………….. it iz the system bcoz of
which we waste 1/4 of our life to learn how to waste the
remaining 3/4 of our life

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BeautiFuL Quote:

I Said to God that ” I hate life”

God replies, ” who asked U to Love Life..?” Just Love ME n Life
will be BeautiFuL

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Tip of the life:

Tow things 2 B Remembered in Life

1st -
Don”t take any Decision when U R angry

2nd-
Don”t make any promies when U R happy ..!

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never mind people when they say you’re mad, cause they always mean
to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

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To be a “Good professional”

always start to study late 4 “Exams”

BCoz it teaches how 2 manage

“Time” & tackle “Emergencies”!

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When a man holds a woman”s hand before marriage,
It”s luv but when he holds it after marriage??
It”s Self-Defense!!

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Friendz are like a page in book of life,
every page have different subject,
but some 1 is my index page
which is covering all pages of ma life……

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Chocolate said to Honey: We are the Sweetest things of the World.

Honey Replied: This is nOt True,Abhi tmne usay nah dekha jo ye
SMS Parh Raha hai..

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Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage

Cool SMS

Men,s “F” Rules
FIND HER,
FOLLOW HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
FUCK HER,
FORGET HER,

FIND NEXT….!

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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

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REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

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press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me

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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.
Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs december

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Keep…………………IN TOUCH WID ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in
the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u,
dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly

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let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar

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Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

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Adult Sms
if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’
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Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having ****with your thumb!
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Adult Sms
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
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Adult Sms
Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi,
ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte.
Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab
bhi milenge muskura ke milenge

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Adult Sms
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar
pagal ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se iss waqt
baat karna chahte hain, uska
DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
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Adult Sms
Q : 2 homo ladke khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar kya bolenge ???
A : yaar ladki aisi hai to uska bhai kaisa honga ???
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A man had “I LOVE YOU” tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
“There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth”,
she said.

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
“W”ant
“O”ne
“M”an for
“E”very
“N”ight
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Adult Sms
Kira mat maro,
Makoda mat maro, Makkhi mat maro,

Marna hi hai to ?

/ / I /
,c(,,)=? )
,;”, I /
mutth maro
pap nahi lagega….. Jai muth . Send this mesage 2 all muthia
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Adult Sms
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
“” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?”"
So a man takes off his clothes n say,”"Iron these!
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Adult Sms
Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:
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Adult Sms
Roses are red. voilets are corny.
when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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Adult Sms
What is the smallest airplane in the world,
a cunt…
Only one man fits in it,
he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off
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Adult Sms
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive
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Adult Sms
The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
7 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling
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Ik Pathan rail mein susu karne gaye.Vapas aane par,Wife-”Aapka pajama gila kaise hua?”
pandit-”Vahan likha tha,sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikalen.
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3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

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Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down
on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one
would go down on u not even a network.
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Adult Sms
Secretary: boss aap condom aur tawiz dono pocket mein sath kyon rakhte ho?
Boss: bhoot aur chut ka koi bharosa nahi raat me kidhar mil jae. gajey
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a
woman?

A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a
woman you fix your legs and move your ass.
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Ik Pathan rail mein susu karne gaye.Vapas aane par,Wife-”Aapka pajama gila kaise hua?”
pandit-”Vahan likha tha,sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikalen.
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Adult Sms
Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager
us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

Dunia me sabse himmatwala koun? Ans:DHOBI, kisike bhi ghar jake
keh sakta hai,”Sahab, madam ko bolo, kapde nikal ke rakhe, main abhi
aakar leta hoon”
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yad ate hen wo din jab tu aur hum masti kya karte the tum loly pop
kay liye roya kate the hum hum apni paint ki zip utar ke tumhe razi
kya kate the,,,,
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MeN ALWAYS say “I LOVE YOU” to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this?
“I” am
“L”ooking
“O”ut 4
“V”aginal
“E”ntry
“Y”ou must take
“O”ff ur
“U”nderwear! .
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Adult Sms
Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks
his wife 2 have sex.Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor for
one small kabab
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SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI?

COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFE”S PANTY
IT WAS WRITTEN
“CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS”

Adult Sms
Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Lu
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Adult Sms
Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han,
bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai
te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver…
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG….
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Adult Sms
Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar
tum apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi
main aik gun rakhtay hain

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Adult Sms
beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool
but suddenly all the water disappeared.How?
NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.
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Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye
har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.
Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke
character ka kya hoga?
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Women r the best Engines:
Accepts any size of Piston,
are self Lubricating,
start up with a Finger,
automatic oil change every 4 week
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Degrees of girls
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB- Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc-Beautiful Sexy cunt
MBBS-Member of Big Boob Society
MBA-Married But availabe.
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Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his “Law of Gravity

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if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’
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Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having ****with your thumb!
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I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
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Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi,
ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte.
Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab
bhi milenge muskura ke milenge

Anniversery Sms

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Anniversery Sms

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!By Meg

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we’ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this “thank u &i’ll alwayz love you for what you’ve done for me”u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi’asixenga ngawe(zulu for i’m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough”i love you” —

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Lu
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Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han,
bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai
te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver…
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG….
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Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar
tum apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi
main aik gun rakhtay hain

Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

ek din bai ko ghar saaf karte waqt condom mila.to usne malkin se poocha.
Bai: Ye kya hai?
Malkin: kyun tere gaoun me sex nahi karte hai kya?
Bai: karte hai par itna hi nahi ki khaal hi utar jaye…..

Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?

2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay

Girl hostel me phone aaya : Reeta HAI KYA ?
Warden ne pucha :aage kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya – Ab to pata nahi Pehle SARSON KA TEL lagati thi..

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I”m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

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Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

What is the name of a girl with small heart and short height?
Asha – kyuki…
Dil hai chota sa… Choti Si Asha 

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis le kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi hao???
SON :: kya papa machis ki ek ek tili check kar ke laya hoooon

Q:- Y do Monkeys sleep on
trees…?

Chal jane de yaar..!
Ye tera Personal matter
hai..
Y shud I Interfere..! !

Boy-Teri judai me,
neend udti he,
Chain khota he,
Jaan jati he,
Dil rota he,

Girl-doctor ko dikha de jaldi,
Bird flu eise hi hota he

 Wife: Pls bike itni tez mat chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Santa: Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha hai to meri tarah aankhein bandh kar le

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
Ullo
Upar dekhne ko kaha
to mobile me kya dekh rahe
ho..?
chala gaya
ab kya

Sardar goes to buy Underwear. He chooses one.Shopkeper tells him,
“It costs 500 Rs.”.Sardar bola,
“Bhai, daily wear dikhao, party wear nahi

Baith Kar Unki Zulfon KE Saaye Me
Swarg Jaisa Anand aaya

 Wah..wah..

 Biwi Ne Dekh Liya Or
Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya